Thanksgiving Shuffle

(AP Photo/Elise Amendola)

photo credit: AP Photo/Elise Amendola		 For those 18-20 of you regular readers flying to be with relatives this holiday season, please remember the following:

  • Don’t make sudden movements towards your shoes
  • Claiming that your extra-big carry-on item is a gift for Frances Townsend probably isn’t going to work
  • The person sitting next to you probably has a head cold or a virus
  • Remember, sitting in line for hours at the airport, or being stuck on the tarmac for hours, is better than driving. “Really.”
  • You’ll get there when you get there. In the mean time, enjoy the Thanksgiving Shuffle.

 

A happy Gobble-gobble Day to you all.

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  1. FranIAm

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    As I once heard Garrison Keilor say… Just be grateful that we didn’t have an underwear bomber or we’d have even greater indignities at the airport.

    That is my paraphrasing, but I think he nailed it.

    Nov 23rd, 2007

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