the otherwhirled

photo credit: AP Photo/Alex Brandon “Ah’m just a Gawd-fearin’ Republican male. And ta prove Ah’m not gay, Ah’m gonna quit senatorin’.”

photo credit: AP Photo/Gerald Herbert “What say the two of us go back to my place from some racht and bloodwine after this meeting, Ms. Warf.”

photo credit: REUTERS/Larry Downing Dark Lord Cheney covertly operates Little Chimpy™, who appears in the foreground, as blurred as his speech.

photo credit: AP Photo/Gerald Herbert “Yah’ll’ve gotta try this scotch Unca Dick gave me afore Ah come’d out here. Hoo-boy!”

photo credit: Adrees Latif/Reuters “…to the Bush-lovin’ Blues…” (with apologies to Boney M.)

photo credit: AFP/Aamir Qureshi “The one on the right is yours for the evening, Your Excellency.”