Profile: i write things. sometimes not too poorly, even. i photograph things. i don't capture them, but i render how the appeared to me, or perhaps how i might have seen them if i'd been looking in a different way. i don't believe in finalities, and new beginnings are old hat with me. i am not what i appear to be, or even what i think i am. i am, in a nutshell, a nut. eat me, or feed me to an elephant. Email this author
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Pissed in NYC
How could we prove it? I’ve heard that he can stroke hisself with his little pinkie.
Dec 5th, 2007
freidabee
Maybe PINY, if THEY sent in one of those little bugs wearing cameras, we could get proof, but do you REALLY want to see such an atrocity?
Dec 8th, 2007
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