Ah’m Touchin’ Mahseff

(AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

photo credit: AP Photo/Charles Dharapak
“…but ya’ll can’t prove it!”

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  1. 1

    How could we prove it? I’ve heard that he can stroke hisself with his little pinkie.

  2. 2

    Maybe PINY, if THEY sent in one of those little bugs wearing cameras, we could get proof, but do you REALLY want to see such an atrocity?

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