the otherwhirled

photo credit: Brooks Kraft / Time Here, President Bush receives a special award for “The Most Lives Ruined by Hegemony and Oppression” in 2007.

photo credit: Brooks Kraft / Time “I’ll bet you two camels he trips over his own feet before he’s halfway down the carpet.”

photo credit: Brooks Kraft / Time “Ya’ll got any…uh…’powdered sugar’ back there? Ah like ta start mah day wiff a good snort, if ya know whut Ah mean!”

photo credit: Brooks Kraft / Time “Okay, ladies. After these photos, let’s head back to my hotel and get it on! All except that one lady with the beard, anyway! Whuh? He’s a whut? Oh! Damn, that’s great! You bring along some o’ them little altar boys for the VeePee, then! Helluva deal!”

photo credit: Brooks Kraft / Time “Wait a minute. Wait a damn minute! Did this stupid, drunken bastard really just tell me how I ought to run my country?”

photo credit: Brooks Kraft / Time A Secret Service agent keeps watch as Chimpy relieves himself behind “one o’ them weird-lookin’ trees”.

photo credit: Brooks Kraft / Time “…someone’s hugging me, and it’s not Gwen Ifil! What do I do? What do I do?!?!”