a funny thing i noticed the other day was that searches coming through Wordpress do not necessarily match other searches (yahoo, google, etc). in fact, they rarely do. as a result, this installment of Search Engine Shenanigans is derived exclusively from Wordpress searches as reported in my blog stats utility. fun, fun, fun!
- otherwhirled ~ several searches on this word over the past week. i’m glad i’m here for you.
- bear attacks ~ one of my more popular Wordpress searches. it results in this and this. shameless name-dropping at it’s othewhirledly best.
- presidency ages you ~ yes, yes it does. my apologies for this one. this is from further back than i could resurrect the photo. that’s one of the reasons why i host the photos here, now.
- hillary nude {with various spellings} ~ thankfully, there are no results for this search on my blog, so i’m sure i get hits from that because of the use of “Hillary”, “Hilary”, etc. but i must say, as a search phrase, the 37 of you who have come here during the past week from it are absolutely disgusting. and you have no taste. gah. sickos!
- condoleezza rice (condi, condoleeza, condoleza, etc) nude ~ now here, i can help you out. unsurprisingly, the variations of this all together constitute my most popular search phrase.
- satan three heads ~ i was intrigued by this, but it’s another one that doesn’t directly result in my blog. i like the attitude, though. keep trying! (by word usage, it results in this one, if you’re curious)
- muslim hookers ~ this is my personal favorite. remember, when shopping for muslim hookers, Western Civilization is your #1 Shopping Source! (because you don’t want the ones you wind up with in the middle east)
- touchdown Jesus ~ still scoring after all these months. one of you heathens actually searched for “touchdown jesus” with no capitalization. as i understand things, you’re going to hell.
- how to live like a conservative ~ apparently, these people need tutorials to perpetuate their self-aggrandizing duplicity. sadly, i don’t know that this post gives them enough information.
- pope benedict’s eyes ~ yes, i’ve got them, and i’m not giving them back. this gives a match on this post, which is probably not what they’re looking for.
- Otherlings ~ stay away from my children, you perverts!
- Condi’s legs ~ you incorrigible bastards! Gwen Ifil is going to kick your asses. you’re not supposed to be looking at her legs.
- chuck norris–hairpiece ~ hah, hah, hah! yeah, no fecking doubt.
previous shenanigans:
Profile: Synthaetica is some asshole with a blog or two. On this one, he typically casts aside the pretense of respect for religious and political events and actions, and the people that promulgate stupidity.
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