State of the Imbecile

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Tonight, Preznut Boosh will give his last State of the Union address. Undoubtedly, it will be a hallmark occasion. Meaning, we should all probably go out and buy apology cards for everyone we know in Europe and the Middle East as we begin to invade Iran. Oh, and sympathy cards for every family of a marine, soldier, airman, or seaman that we know.

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  1. Dallasdeckard

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    Apologize to your mother for being stupid enough to bring an ignorant, bleeding-heart liberal such as yourself into this world. Europe owes the US an apology!!! MANY American men DIED liberating Europe from the Nazi scourge, and our thanks is the back-stabbing we get when we try to defend our country from terrorists!

    I have three members of my family that are in the service, right now. Two in Iraq, and one in Germany treating wounded from Iraq. ALL of them are PROUD to serve their country and wish that scum like you would shut your stupid mouth and quit giving aid to terrorists! They have NO desire to get a “sympathy card” from your traitorous ass!

    Grow up and understand that the world isn’t a sweet little playground like you think it is. The radical Islamists that are threatening our country don’t LISTEN to reason! They don’t negotiate! Oh hell, why am I even talking to you? STOP thinking that you speak for servicemen and women! I KNOW them, they are my FAMILY, and they find scum like you DISGUSTING!

  2. 2

    First of all, you’re ranting at a decorated veteran of Panama and Desert Storm. Not every soldier requires his or her chain-of-command to do his/her thinking for him/her.

    Secondly, congratulations are in order to you, on a great job typing with one hand shoved down the front of you pants. Truly remarkable.

    Thirdly, commenting on a three-month-old post doesn’t do well to assert your sense of acumen, patriotism, or even relevance.

    Speaking of not listening to reason, I guess that’s why I’ll be looking forward to future comments from you so that I may continue to witness the failure of your ability to express reason.

    Oh, and thanks for presuming to know what I think. That was really quite quaint in light of your entire rant. You seem to have convinced yourself of the knowledge of what everyone thinks. One must wonder if you are actually capable of thought on your own at all. I have sneaking suspicion you manage only to borrow thoughts from others.

    Speaking of which, I think you’re a complete dumbass. Take that one to bed with you while you contemplate the glory of having your loved-ones put at risk not to protect us from terrorism, but in a proven-worthless attempt to gain a better foothold on the global oil market.

  3. Michael David

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    That’s all you liberals ever say, “proven-worthless attempt to gain a better foothold on the global oil market”. BULLSHIT, you asshole. I commented on the story because it’s there, and because it’s bullshit, like you are.

    You wrote: “Oh, and thanks for presuming to know what I think”. HAHA! I know EXACTLY what you think, moron! You wrote it: “Meaning, we should all probably go out and buy apology cards for everyone we know in Europe and the Middle East as we begin to invade Iran. Oh, and sympathy cards for every family of a marine, soldier, airman, or seaman that we know.”

    It’s all there in gray and white. You’re the one with one hand down his pants, as you jack-off yet another bleeding-heart, socialist diatribe guaranteed to both insult and lull to slumber any person with half a brain, or less than half a brain (like you).

    Then you come up with this gem: “You seem to have convinced yourself of the knowledge of what everyone thinks” HAHA, you write that directly under your blathering nonsense about buying apology cards for “everyone we know in Europe” and you want to get sympathy cards for “*every* family of a marine, soldier, airman or seaman we know”. What was that about “knowledge of what everyone thinks”? LOL. What a tool you are!

    Take your pseudo-intellectual, moronic supercilious ideas and cram them up your voluminous ass. Take THAT to bed with you, along with your blow-up Al Gore fuck doll while you do NOTHING and my loved ones fight for this country and your right to be a complete fuck up.

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