i just found this interestingly-titled, but rather sad story over on the Huffington Post. browsing over to there, the reference to the article on the home page immediately caught my attention.

“Mentally Retarded Women Used To Set Off Massive Iraq Attacks”

so, i went to read the article, but there was no mention of Michelle Malkin or Ann Coulter! they were, of course, my first two choices for retarded women who have done a lot of work to set off massive Iraq attacks. of course, the article contents are chilling enough without those two names attached to them.

d r i f t g l a s s has some pertinent information for Mittens which you should go read, if you haven’t already. sadly, Mittens probably won’t get it, as he’ll be preening and primping and oiling his hairlmet until “Super Toupéesday”.

In fact, among the Pig People, being a sleazy, backstabbing, slime-chucking liar is like being, well, Jebus. Just as long as that version of Jebus also swears on the lives His children (well, Ok, other people’s children) to cut taxes for millionaires, kill brown people and blame the evils of the world on Clinton’s Penis.

You’re A Prayer for Owen Meany!
by John Irving
Despite humble and perhaps literally small beginnings, you inspire
faith in almost everyone you know. You are an agent of higher powers, and you manifest
this fact in mysterious and loud ways. A sense of destiny pervades your every waking
moment, and you prepare with great detail for destiny fulfilled. When you speak, IT
SOUNDS LIKE THIS!

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

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utter tripe and codswallop, of course. but i’ll come back to read this from time to time and pretend like it makes me feel good about myself or something….

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found at Mock, Paper, Scissors, who got it from Comrade Kevin.