photo credit: AP Photo/Evan Vucci

Later, Creepshow. It’s been real, it’s been fun. And from time to time, it’s even been really fun. Here’s hoping you’ll continue to provide more inane banter throughout the rest of the campaign. Maybe you could even “balance” Karl Rove on Faux News!

via Stringer….

aw, shucky. the elderly couple is all offended that somebody stole their Jebus lawn-toy because they apparently believe that the Christian thing to do is to allow their little wiener dogs (semi-glorified rats, they are, if you can consider a dog that forever has to drag his little dick along the ground to be “glorified”) to shit all over their neighbors.

which admittedly kind of make sense, from a Christian perspective. shitting all over our neighbors is what this “Christian Nayshun” seems to do best. as above, so below, right?

but being all aghast at the thievery and “ransom note” really tickled my funny bone. the gist of the story: “We shit all over our neighbors, but we never though nobody would shit on us! Boo-hoo! Feel sorry for our miserable anti-community selves!”

be happy you don’t live in my neighborhood, my dear elderly poop-barons. my approach would have been to pick up your little rats’ feces and leave it for you to find in “interesting” places. leaving your car unlocked would have been….entertaining, to say the least.

photo credit: Christopher Morris / VII for TIME

“John McCain reminds the not-so-Independent Senator from Connecticut exactly where his forehead belongs for the remainder of the campaign season.”

photo credit: Christopher Morris / VII for TIME

While Cindy McCain’s back is turned, Rudy searches her handbag for lipstick.

photo credit: Shaun Best / Reuters

“…on the Sit-n-Spin Express!”

photo credit: Joe Raedle / Getty

“I’ve got a box of these in the dog carrier on top of my car. Everybody grab yourself a stack, and remember, my name’s not Huckabee!”

photo credit: Kirsty Wigglesworth / AP

mmmm….warm, fresh bullshit. it’s not just for breakfast anymore!