photo credit: REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

“Danger. The Surgeon General has determined that the consumption of Mad Dog leads to impaired cognition, slurred speech, and platform inconsistency.”

photo credit: Linda Davidson - The Washington Post

“…always go for the black guys.”

photo credit: Lois Raimondo - The Washington Post

“Hrm….there’s a Senate vote today. I could head back to Washington or…zzzzzzzzzzzzz….”

photo credit: Kevin Clark - The Washington Post

Vapidly overdone singer “Jewel” fawns over Senator Barack Obama during a meet-and-greet session. She immediately returned to her studio to write a pretentious song about how she “gets” minorities.

photo credit: NIKKI KAHN - THE WASHINGTON POST

I need to join a campaign. These guys always seem like they’re having the most fun.

(my apologies ~ i got my copy-n-paste crossed on the original post of this and thought this photo was of a preacher, not Representative Cummings.

photo credit: AFP/Joe Klamar

“A cook at Guantanamo Bay prepares a special ‘Tossed Inmate Salad’ in preparation for a visit from Vice President Cheney.”