photo credit: Cake Dots’ Wedding Cake, Ltd, Columbus, OH.

…just for your birthday, Freida Bee! Here’s hoping your…er…29th…birthday is the creamiest, most-deliciously finger-lickin’-good bestish birthday ever!

Go visit the party everyone!

h/t to Dr. Zaius

what? you expected me to use a different cake image?

photo credit: Yuri Gripas/Reuters

…I’m pretty sure this one would be using a lot of four-letter words.

photo credit: AP Photo/Ron Edmonds

“President Bush pauses while signing his name, having forgotten once again how to spell ‘W’.”

photo credit: REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

“Ah really like signin’ mah name on stuff, ’specially on stuff that pisses udder people off! Thanks fer lettin’ meh do that agin! Yer tha coolest democommie ever!”

photo credit: REUTERS/Yuri Gripas

“There you go, Chimpy. You just sign whatever your widdle heart desires. We’re all goin’ to hell anyway!”