…the saga continues….
we last left our intrepid search engine reporter in his Wordpress stats. that was….oooops….three weeks ago. my how time flies when i’ve got a house on the market and various other things i jokingly refer to as “responsibilities”. today’s report comes from a mixture of Wordpress Stats and Google Analytics. remember, you can sell your soul to Wordpress and Google at any time. just like commander other did!
- graph and corruption ~ congratulations. someone learned how to spell it right!
- muslim hookers ~ oh yes, there are such things!
- chuck-n-huck ~ what’s upchuck? Chuck-n-Huck!
- link:http://zaiusnation.blogspot.com/ ~ yes, Dr. Zaius. commander other still loves you. well, actually, being partial to hopeless causes, he secretly has a thing for Germaine Gregarious. but i digress….
- “i’m not comparing mccain to hitler. hitler had a coherent tax policy” ~ stupid Coulter bitch. and yes, the title “i love the right wing” was dripping with sarcasm.
- “miracle of america” hegemony ~ that’s interesting. gets a partial-word-score on “miracle”: STFU. hrm, i see i should someday sync up my tags. hegemony: tag. keyword.
- jcpenney spring collection ~ holy cow. i forgot about this one!
- arizona senator dyke’s email ~ er…um…sounds like an interesting search. “arizona senator” triggers this guy, though.
- big butts.com ~ domain names don’t have spaces in them, dumbass (yeah, pardon the pun. pfft!) maybe you like big butts? Rudy does.
- clip art, steaming turd ~ Gah! Delia! they’re trying to steal your Christmas present!
- condi´s legs ~ GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wish they’d stop showing them.
- condi nude ~ MY EYES! MY EYES! MY EYES!
- feeding frenzy ~ she’s so beautiful when she sees money.
- jewel ~ she’s so cool. and relevant. and totally not a poser. really.
- pez xanax ~ hey, that’s a nice one. i’ve got just the thing for you!
- pictures of laura bush in a pantsuit ~ bummer. this is one of those old ones from when i wasn’t keeping the photos locally.
- white bitches ~ i guess i thought this one was funnier than everyone else did. o well!
- lots of love doll drink ~ hrm. okay. i gots lots of love dolls.
previous shenanigans and related things:
Profile: i write things. sometimes not too poorly, even. i photograph things. i don't capture them, but i render how the appeared to me, or perhaps how i might have seen them if i'd been looking in a different way. i don't believe in finalities, and new beginnings are old hat with me. i am not what i appear to be, or even what i think i am. i am, in a nutshell, a nut. eat me, or feed me to an elephant.
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