photo credit: AP Photo/Charles Dharapak

President Bush proves once and for all that enforced Christianity is retarded on many levels.

And the band played on, waiting patiently for the imminent fall.

photo credit: AP Photo/Charles Dharapak

“…why Ah hadta come ta yer fambly reunion?”

meanwhile, Laura checks out the well-hung gentleman in the grass skirt….

photo credit: AP Photo/Charles Dharapak

President Bush reconsiders having left his diapers in the limo after making another meal of American values.

(my humblest apology to Watertiger. i admire you deeply. the title just couldn’t be resisted)

photo credit: AP Photo/Charles Dharapak

“Uh….’Live long an’….whu? T’udder way? Damn, this presidentin’ is hard work! Fuck you, Shattner!”

photo credit: AFP/GETTY IMAGES/Dave Einsel

“Ah loves me some John McCain. He’s like the son Ah nebber had. And Ah can’t think of a better person ta keep on shovelin’ the family shit after Li’l Georgie gets done!”