“…one’s neckline increases to accommodate one’s massive ego.”

photo credit: Mario Anzuoni/Reuters

“Henry Paulson searches for relevance beyond early November.”

photo credit: AFP/Saul Loeb

as you wake this golden morning
and slowly get out of bed
squinting at the light
that streams from your window
and stretch
and yawn
as you breathe in the ocean air
filling yourself
with the wonder
and the glory
and the beauty
of the world
reveling in the simple joy
of being alive
remember this
and hold it to your heart
that you may never forget
because i think of you
and i wonder how you are
and i wish you were with me
so that you could feel
what i feel
and know what i know
so that you
almost awakened
with sunshine filling your eyes
could see what i see
and experience some small portion
of my world

because it’s 30 fecking degrees
where i am
and the damn wind
is blowing so hard
there’s snow stuck to the windows
on all four sides of the house
and you’d seriously be most welcome
to shovel the snow out of our driveway
for the thirtieth time this year

(cross-posted to perpetual dawnne)

this idea was lifted shamelessly from Bing, with quaint additions to the image tags and link titles, and interesting changes to the file names, to completely muck up the google image searching and otherwise make life more enjoyable for people like Bing! because i’m just nice that way!

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“…the cherry blossoms cast but a limited and ephemeral glow across Washington politics, yet fail even then, to brighten the darkness from which they grow.”

photo credit: AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin

“If you be nippin’, you’ll be snippin’.”

E-freakin’-gads. I’ll take “Checks and Balances” for ANYTHING, Alex!

original caption: “Attorney Gloria Allred (L) and her client Mandi Hamlin pose with a mannequin and nipple rings in her Los Angeles office after a news conference March 27, 2008 in this photograph provided by Allred. Allred on Thursday said Hamlin was forced by the Transportation Security Administration to remove her nipple rings before she was allowed to board a flight in Texas on February 24, 2008. The TSA gave a pair of pliers to Hamlin in order to remove the rings, according to Allred.”

photo credit: Ashley Morrison-Courtesy Gloria Allred/Handout/Reuters

“Iran is not Li’l Georgie’s only option for effing-up our future before he leaves office.”

And OH BY THE WAY, they don’t seem to like us, either. Gee, I wonder why.

original caption: “North Korean soldiers march through Kim Il Sung square in Pyongyang. North Korea raised the stakes Friday in its nuclear disputes with South Korea and the United States, test-firing several missiles and warning it may slow down work to disable atomic plants.”

photo credit: AFP/KCNA via KNS/File