And In Financial News…

(AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

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“…shares of Dell, Inc. plummeted today.

A spokesman for Dell was quoted as saying, ‘Sure, you can get your Dell ink at Staples now, but apparently, the added availability just makes everyone feel dirtier somehow.’

The republican Senator spoke at the computer manufacturer’s headquarters in an attempt to obtain new financing for his campaign after a recent statement by his republican competitor, Mike Huckabee. Dell financing is considered the best in the business.”

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