….i’ve been noticing a trend over the past few days that i can’t help but snicker at.
google images: bridal shower cakes (or variants thereof). teh funny ensues.
i wonder how many i’ve offended simply by wishing a friend a happy birthday.
probably about as many as i’ve offended who come here searching on, and i shit you not, “how to make a crown of thorns” (as if it’s not fecking obvious: you get yourself a thorny viney something-or-other and you wrap it around your stupid head). sadly, per the title of the post they find, mine is the most descriptive option on the page. all the more sadly, they don’t find this….
Profile: i write things. sometimes not too poorly, even. i photograph things. i don't capture them, but i render how the appeared to me, or perhaps how i might have seen them if i'd been looking in a different way. i don't believe in finalities, and new beginnings are old hat with me. i am not what i appear to be, or even what i think i am. i am, in a nutshell, a nut. eat me, or feed me to an elephant.
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Pissed in NYC
Kudos. So, have you seen an increase in page views, because I assume many viewers were moved to click.
Mar 6th, 2008
commander other
yeah, but i kinda mentally subtract them.
kinda like the whole dating scene all over again….
Mar 6th, 2008
Spartacus
Okay, so we have the cake. Where’s the coffee (pronounced CAW- FEE where I’m from).
Mar 7th, 2008
commander other
um that’s what the messiah is for?
Mar 7th, 2008
Reply to “for your intellectual amusement….”