The Zero Effect

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The Zero Effect
Sorry, another bout of indecision: 1. President Bush displays the projected value of the US Dollar by the end of his term. 2. President Bush experiences some technical difficulties with his invisible telescope. 3. “Hey, Unca Dick! Could Ah have a pinch more of th’Columbian before Ah give this speech?” photo credit: REUTERS/Jim Young

Even President Bush

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Even President Bush
“…wants President Bush to get the hell out of office!” photo credit: Joshua Roberts/Reuters

Benefits of being the First Lady

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Benefits of being the First Lady
“Ooooh, goody! Free samples! Well, go ahead, open up a box and get the lid off one for me. I can’t handle those damned childproof caps!” photo credit: REUTERS/Eduardo Munoz

Hope for Pyongyang

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Hope for Pyongyang
“I’m certain that once we convert all of North Korea to Christianity that Pyongyang will see the Light and put a voluntary end to its nuclear ambitions.” photo credit: AFP/File/Nicholas Ratzenboeck

Air America, Clinton-Style

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Air America, Clinton-Style
“An unidentified Clinton supporter takes to the air, spinning freely on baseless rhetoric and unapologetic slander.” photo credit: AFP/File/Yoshikazu Tsuno