“An intrepid reporter discovered today that a particular dog in Okinawa enjoys emulating its master, especially when meat-flavored treats are in the offing. Overly-impressionable members of the religious community now lie awake at night, wondering if the stupid little mutt will go to heaven when it gets run over by the next over-enthusiastic reporter seeking to provide endearing forms of escapism from the rigors of self-awareness.”
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