News Flash: The Dog Is NOT Praying

(AP Photo/Itsuo Inouye) “An intrepid reporter discovered today that a particular dog in Okinawa enjoys emulating its master, especially when meat-flavored treats are in the offing. Overly-impressionable members of the religious community now lie awake at night, wondering if the stupid little mutt will go to heaven when it gets run over by the next over-enthusiastic reporter seeking to provide endearing forms of escapism from the rigors of self-awareness.”

photo credit: AP Photo/Itsuo Inouye

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The Author Profile: i write things. sometimes not too poorly, even. i photograph things. i don't capture them, but i render how the appeared to me, or perhaps how i might have seen them if i'd been looking in a different way. i don't believe in finalities, and new beginnings are old hat with me. i am not what i appear to be, or even what i think i am. i am, in a nutshell, a nut. eat me, or feed me to an elephant.
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