the otherwhirled

to the indivuals who did the stumble-upon on this post. and congratulations, by the way, for missing the point of the post, as indicated by your references to me as “asshat” and other quaint terms. the point of it being that as a society, we Americans tend to gravitate towards the nonsensical, a point ironically [...]

“Today, the presidential hopeful’s ‘Only Acknowledged Daughter and Official Blogger of Inanity’ was seen wearing a stupid-looking hat, too much makeup, and a watch that can double as a coaster. Like, OMG! What a train wreck. Unfortunately, we couldn’t see her shoes, but goodness knows they must have been fascinating. Not shown is a [...]

“Why do these people only inspect the little old ladies and shriveled up old men? It’s so unfair! Oh. Wait a minute. I suppose in this case, it’s entirely appropriate. Unfortunately, making sure this particular Depends™-wearer isn’t carrying a pocket knife won’t keep him from completely destroying America.” photo credit: AP Photo/Mary Altaffer

“Laura’s behind the wheel again, and this time, she’s brought friends!” photo credit: Mario Anzuoni/Reuters