Airline Insecurity Redux

(Ashley Morrison-Courtesy Gloria Allred/Handout/Reuters) “If you be nippin’, you’ll be snippin’.”

E-freakin’-gads. I’ll take “Checks and Balances” for ANYTHING, Alex!

original caption: “Attorney Gloria Allred (L) and her client Mandi Hamlin pose with a mannequin and nipple rings in her Los Angeles office after a news conference March 27, 2008 in this photograph provided by Allred. Allred on Thursday said Hamlin was forced by the Transportation Security Administration to remove her nipple rings before she was allowed to board a flight in Texas on February 24, 2008. The TSA gave a pair of pliers to Hamlin in order to remove the rings, according to Allred.”

photo credit: Ashley Morrison-Courtesy Gloria Allred/Handout/Reuters

4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. distributorcap

    1

    next will be to take out your metal joints like hip replacements

  2. 2

    Maybe airport security will finally catch that nail that went through George Bush’s eye and lodged in his brain that day he was building his barn at the ranch, fainted and had a little headache, but didn’t tell anyone, thinking nothing of it.

  3. 3

    That had to hurt. Putting those fucker in again couldn’t have been pleasant. That said, whenever I hear about someone who pierces her nipples or (shudder) clitoris, I keep wondering about the (inevitable) scar tissue. Yikes.

  4. 4

    SEP, as far as i’m concerned!

    (that’s Somebody Else’s Problem, for the acronym-impaired)

    not the issue noted above, by the way, the scar tissue Pissed referred to.

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