“Looks like the pope is competing with the Jesus Crap™. Although, since the ‘artist’ did such a good job with the dark shadows around the pope’s eyes, this shit isn’t going to attract too many people seriously into the kitsch.”

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“…a former Nazi pope who who can hardly speak English.”

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“Hey, that’s funny. I didn’t realize the pope was related to Conan O’Brien!”

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