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but my lack of posting here is beginning to get me dropped from blogrolls, which, while not entirely unexpected, is a huge bummer. so, here i am, trying to get something up on this blog, because goodness knows i haven’t had time to get anything else up recently. yes, that was innuendo. i’m becoming bitter because i haven’t been able to post much in so long. bah, humbug.
and i might point out that my supposedly new fellow-blogger here hasn’t been helping. conversely, it’s not like i’ve been able to get out and read much, either, so i guess it’s fair.
conveniently, it’s past time for another unconscious muttering.
- Thug :: Republican Candidate, Neo-Conservative Ministers, and the sound you get when you drop a heavy dictionary onto a water bed.
- Slurp :: The sound John McCain makes when he’s kneeling in front of George Bush.
- Alley :: A place where politicians often make agreements with lobbyists and other politicians, typically dark. This is also the place where normal people get mugged, raped, and murdered. Coincidence?
- Sweater vest :: {shudder}
- Targeted :: A Hollywood pre-nup.
- Snazzy :: It’s kind of like “jazzy”, but with a bit more snap.
- Oy! :: Vey!
- Jury duty :: A place from which to watch the continuing debacle that our Justice System is becoming, or a place through which to renew ones faith in the same. It really depends upon your particular experiences; I’ve just happened to have one of each.
- Low fat :: A vertically-challenged, horizontally-endowed person.
- Responsibility :: The thing that when acknowledged supposedly makes one an adult, however much one attempts to avoid it.
Oh yes- the blogging, yes the blogging.
I told you I have a bad track record with this. It is true, I am just another blog tease. Shit, I better start praying (ahahahahahah) that some inspiration comes soon.
I am off to my Jesus Cheesus base station where I put in loose change and answered prayers come out!
Good luck with the house, commander. Bluegal suggested that May could be lite blogging month. Seems like a good idea.
FranIAm. While I myself would not risk the ire of yourself or your husband by using the t- word, yes, you are. But I still love ya anyway. I was thinking it might be fun for you to take an “official” swack at some of my blasphemous posts. I treat the subjects entirely superficially on purpose. If there is a heart-felt intent behind the JESUS CRAP™, for example, I think it’d be nice to hear about it. Then we could attempt to measure whether that intent survives the marketing schtick.
Pissed: Thanks for the kind words. My new job is driving me slightly batty, but I volunteered for it, and ultimately, it will be a lot more pleasant that dealing with mothers-of-the-bride on a near-weekly basis. I kept about a dozen of my retained wedding shoots for the year, but to unashamedly borrow from Morrissey, April spawned a monster (or to borrow unashamedly from the Cocteau Twins, I stumbled Throughout the Dark Month of April) when it came to starting up the new job right on top of the move and trying to finish up processing on a couple of late-winter weddings and my student-teaching schedule for TaeKwonDo and soccer referee training courses (we were two instructors down this season) and assessing several of the new referees once the season got going, not to mention my own referee schedule. Which is to say, I think I’d better blog my ass off in May because I already took my time off in April, lol!
Hehehehehe. Oh my husband. The tales he could tell…
Anyway, I actually do have an idea and not even all that snarky, for a post. As for Jeebus crap, I am seriously awash in it, although having moved, I got rid of a lot and most of it is in boxes.
But still workin’ its Jeebusy magic like 24/7 man!!!
So let me fool with this post and see what you think. Time is always my enemy!