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“Republican presidential candidate John McCain today revealed a new plan to replace special combat troops in Iraq with Navy SEAL-trained canine units. After the complete pacification of Iraq, the units would be used to subdue and overthrow the government of Iran. ‘Everybody loves puppies, even them Muslim-types’ the Republican Senator from Arizona did not state. ‘They’ll be so busy trying to pet ‘em, they won’t know what hit ‘em! Besides, stop-lossing puppies is only going to piss off PETA and the ASPCA, and they’re just a bunch of liberal-commie-jew-junkie-fags anyway!’ “photo credit: AP Photo/Aaron Favila
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