Confessions of an Unrepentent Heathen (4)

Confession #4: Whenever someone says “God bless you” after I sneeze, I feel worse than I did before I sneezed. I have a theory that the “God bless you” is closely akin to “May you have an interesting life.”


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  1. FranIam

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    I usually say “wow that is some major piece of snot hanging out of your nose!” Or “Thanks for your germs and your mucous. It goes so nicely with my outfit!”

    Jul 3rd, 2008

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