Confession #5: After renouncing my faith, I have stood outside on a hill beneath passing thunderstorms with at least one middle finger extended over my head, over a hundred times. I have never been struck by lightning or sucked up into a tornado.
Thankfully, since I have to be a responsible example to my children, I don’t do that anymore.
When they’re looking, anyway.
Profile: i write things. sometimes not too poorly, even. i photograph things. i don't capture them, but i render how the appeared to me, or perhaps how i might have seen them if i'd been looking in a different way. i don't believe in finalities, and new beginnings are old hat with me. i am not what i appear to be, or even what i think i am. i am, in a nutshell, a nut. eat me, or feed me to an elephant.
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FranIam
If you don’t believe in anything, then why bother with the finger?
Just wondering! (smartass that I am ….)
Jul 3rd, 2008
commander other
curmudgeon that i am, i defy the physics, too.
Jul 3rd, 2008
Dcup
Bwahahahaha! To you and to Fran. I’m not fucking with Fran. That’s a ticket to not hell, but something like it.
Kidding, Fran!
Jul 3rd, 2008
FranIam
Giving me the finger during a storm causes problems of its own as well!!!
Hahahaha - as if.
Jul 4th, 2008
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