Why the hell does this matter?

Apparently, everyone is all smitten with this “where i’ve lived” widget-thingy, as if it enables one to magically better themselves or their readers. phaw. phaw, i say. i don’t give a shit where you’ve lived. i read your damn feed because i think you’re blogo-sexy.

speaking of blogo-sexy, or internut-sexy, or what the hell ever, i mean, if you’re really just that damn curious about where i’ve managed to grab a bunk at least overnight, just hit my stupid facebook schmeez-page and check out the much-better-than-this-and-more-informative-stupid-blog-where-i’ve-been-dumbass-widget, which facebook handily hosts.

jeebus.

oh yeah, and if i know you, feel free to friend me while you’re there. i’ve got way too many normal people on my friends list, if you know what i’m sayin’. ;-)

2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. 1

    Mine is not where I’ve lived, but where I’ve visited.

    It doesn’t make me feel superior. :-)

  2. 2

    i gives the poopy for free all day long, lol….

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