the otherwhirled

no one tagged me with this, but I’ve seen it in a flew places around the interwebs, including over at Stupid Evil Bastard, and since i’m sitting in a boring-ass teleconference right now, i’m fecking doing it.

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names): Wayne Margaret
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): Bill Clement
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name): Gerand
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal): Black Leopard (sounds more like a cologne to me)
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live): Jered Sioux (or maybe, “Injun Joe”?)
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning): The Blue Screaming Orgasm (well…isn’t THAT special?)
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Raee (i’m pretty sure that’s similar to a sound i make while having a Blue Screaming Orgasm….just sayin’)
8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): Peppermint Lemon Bar (wow, that sucks….how about….) Pepper Lemón
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name): Jupiter Tahoe (of the four pets, this was better than Mouse, Pluto, or Ginka)
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on): Blaze Teakwood (damn, that’s almost as good as Pepper Lemoan!)

If you read this, consider yourself tagged. Otherwise, ignore me like several billion other people do!