i was sitting down to finish up a couple of posts i really don’t have the time to finish up, but i made the mistake of cruising by HuffPo first, where i came across this utterly priceless gem.

It was Sen. John McCain’s staff who asked security at the Denver Center for the Performing Arts to remove people holding protest signs at the venue — not U.S. Secret Service agents, who were not involved in Carol Kreck’s ouster from the galleria.

Priceless. Utterly priceless. On so many levels, the mind boggles.

I’ve never felt so inclined as to say “Thank you,” to John McCain, but if I ever happen to meet him, I’ll certainly say “Thank you,” then.

Confession #5: After renouncing my faith, I have stood outside on a hill beneath passing thunderstorms with at least one middle finger extended over my head, over a hundred times. I have never been struck by lightning or sucked up into a tornado.

Thankfully, since I have to be a responsible example to my children, I don’t do that anymore.

When they’re looking, anyway.

Confession #4: Whenever someone says “God bless you” after I sneeze, I feel worse than I did before I sneezed. I have a theory that the “God bless you” is closely akin to “May you have an interesting life.”

Confession #3: In my personal internal dictionary, the word “delusion” is accompanied by the image on the left.

And when I think about it, I often wonder how that poor little boy is doing and whether or not he still suffers from the child abuse.

Confession #2: Sometimes I say “Oh my Gawd!” just because it’s easier than saying “Oh my nonexistent mythical overlord!”

Confession #1: Sometimes I type “LOL” or “lol” when i didn’t really actually laugh out loud.

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