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Commander Other’s Other Names

commander other — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:51:23 +0000

no one tagged me with this, but I’ve seen it in a flew places around the interwebs, including over at Stupid Evil Bastard, and since i’m sitting in a boring-ass teleconference right now, i’m fecking doing it.

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names): Wayne Margaret
NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): Bill Clement
STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name): Gerand
DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal): Black Leopard (sounds more like a cologne to me)
SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live): Jered Sioux (or maybe, “Injun Joe”?)
SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning): The Blue Screaming Orgasm (well…isn’t THAT special?)
FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Raee (i’m pretty sure that’s similar to a sound i make while having a Blue Screaming Orgasm….just sayin’)
GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): Peppermint Lemon Bar (wow, that sucks….how about….) Pepper Lemón
ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name): Jupiter Tahoe (of the four pets, this was better than Mouse, Pluto, or Ginka)
PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on): Blaze Teakwood (damn, that’s almost as good as Pepper Lemoan!)

If you read this, consider yourself tagged. Otherwise, ignore me like several billion other people do!

It’s Birthday Time Again!

commander other — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 14:44:12 +0000

A hearty Happy Birthday goes out today to the one I affectionately call “Ancient One” (even though she’s younger than yours truly), the Texas Tornado, the gal who was lucky enough to have her first kiss from Commander Other long before he was an Other….Sherri!

Congratulations on maundering through another year, Ancient One! We hope you can still find your glasses and fit your ass into your jeans. We’re right damned proud of you in many otherwhirledly ways.

And….uh….don’t tell your husband, but your tongue….is missed. It’s one of the few happy memories Commander Other has of that particular point in his life.

Peace.

GOBAMA!!!!!

Separated at Birth?

commander other — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 12:21:02 +0000

{AFP / Getty Images / Chris Hondros}

Coinkydink? Maybe...maybe not....

My apologies to Octopi and other cephalopods worldwide.

Did you like how I tactfully refrained from even so much as alluding to ~~Octopussy~~ a certain James Bond movie?

(tip of the otherwhirledly helmet to Tengrain of Mock, Paper, Scissors and his Separated At Birth series)

I’m with Stupid

commander other — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:39:36 +0000

{original: AFP / Nicholas Kamm}

Because John Cleese is the Second Incarnation of Christ

commander other — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:07:11 +0000

via Stupid Evil Bastard, via Respectful Insolence

John Cleese Podcasts That You Really Must Subscribe To Immediately

Well, me laddies….

commander other — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 12:03:15 +0000

O'Biden '08!

O’Biden it is!

OMG!!! I Can Has Blog!!!

commander other — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:31:29 +0000

I can has blog from iPod!

(Wordpress released blog app in iTunes store yesterday. Works on any Wordpress blog. W00T!!!!!!!)