[ May 24, 08 ]
a tip of the atheistic helmet to Radical Atheist’s post, Holy MP3 Player, which first alerted me to this piece of JESUS CRAP™ that was so absolutely, fantastically, mesmerizingly incredible that i willfully and knowingly didn’t save updates to an ongoing draft so that I could make this post.
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So, I’m sitting in a coffee shop, [...]
[ Apr 23, 08 ]
…wherein Commander Other provides a brief collection of Praise-the-Lord-and-Pass-the-Cheetos® Holy Articles of Faith found in various Grab Bags of Holy Orange Stains and Belches, made all the more briefer because he really does need to earn his paycheck.
If you were not aware, Jesus Cheesus™ is a spiritual mystery-being who can be found at various times [...]
[ Feb 26, 08 ]
In this busy, workaday world, your relaxing spaces are very important to you. Your devotional meditations are a special part of your everyday life, and your sense of personal integrity demands that they reflect your inner self. That’s why we at HolyShit! Technologies have taken great pains to make devotional items that are both [...]
[ Feb 22, 08 ]
photo credit: Holyland Imports/ny
Are you tired of wearing the same old thing to church on Sunday mornings? Frustrated by losing your headscarf in strong winds? Wish you could have more dramatic effect when berating your children for not living up to your arbitrary, self-contradictory standards?
Then look no further! The Sweet Jesus™ Crown of Thorns® from [...]
[ Feb 22, 08 ]
Christian Merchandise Snark! Yes, indeedy. Christian merchandise is all sorts of available online, ready for immediate purchase, and just perfect for the dumbening of your favorite little cross-fondler. So, from time to time, I will be picking random products from various Christeo-Fascist online stores and letting you all know just exactly how I feel about [...]
