[ Sep 1, 08 ]
The oft-maligned (appropriately) and otherwise out-to-lunch James Dobson tells us:
In the 32-year history of Focus on the Family, we have offered prayer, counseling and resource assistance to tens of thousands of parents and children in the same situation the Palins are now facing. We have always encouraged the parents to love and support their [...]
[ Feb 26, 08 ]
photo credit: AP Photo/Elise Amendola
“According to January sales records released today by the Happy Fun-Time® Company, nationwide sales of the Huckabilly™ Love Doll™ appear to be on the rise, with the most marked increase ranging across southern states. A company spokesperson, who asked to remain anonymous, attributed the recent increase in sales to the fact [...]
[ Oct 24, 07 ]
photo credit: AFP/Mandel Ngan
Coming soon to Mumbai and New Delhi! The Henry Paulson Love Doll™ comes complete with genuine blanks checks written by the U.S. Treasury for use in procuring staffing for off-shore business who donate to Republican campaigns.
[ Sep 27, 07 ]
photo credit: Chip East/Reuters
“The Happy Fun-Time® Company is pleased to announce the release of its new Bust-A-Move Bill™ line of posable action figures. Bust-A-Move Bill™ is available for the exchange of three carbon credits and a semi-automatic weapon.”
commander other’s note: i’m not really in any way opposed to the Clinton Global Initiative. i simply realized [...]
[ Sep 18, 07 ]
(snark) The Happy Fun Time
® Love Doll™ Company (a subsidiary of Halliburton, Inc.) is proud to announce the new American Dream™ Love Doll™, featuring movable arms and a special voice synthesizer that is capable of repeating Republican Talking Points simultaneously with presumably Democratic Ideals.
[ Sep 11, 07 ]
The Happy Fun-Time® Love Doll™ Company (a subsidiary of Halliburton, Inc.) was forced to issue a complete recall on over one million copies of the General Petraeus Love Doll™, when it was discovered by purchasers across the country that literally every copy of the Love Doll™ had been previously used.
photo credit: Jason Reed/Reuters
[ Aug 7, 07 ]
“Industry analysts predict that sales of the John Edwards Love Doll™ will continue to rise towards the end of the year, but probably not enough to cover his expenses.”
photo credit: AP Photo/Alan Diaz
NOTE: updated 20070911 with new image
