[ Jul 20, 07 ]
“Engineers still struggle with the ‘most marketable’ configuration for the King George the Worst™ Love Doll®. Shipment dates continue to slip past projections.”
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[ Jun 30, 07 ]
“This entire series of custom-made, hand-crafted Chinese Love Dolls™ will not be available for sale in the United States, although six boxes of the one of Chinese president Hu Jintao were recently confiscated by the White House.”
photo credit: REUTERS/Paul Yeung
[ Jun 15, 07 ]
“In an effort to combat slumping viewership numbers, the Oprah Winfrey camp announced the release of the official ‘Oprah Winfrey® Love Doll™’. Initial sales forecasts were questionable.”
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[ May 24, 07 ]
“…once again stall the production of the Sylvester Stallone Love Doll™. Representatives of Glory Hole Manufacturing complain that the model had too much plastic in his skin to make a good mold, and are attempting to compensate for the error.”
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[ May 17, 07 ]
“This photograph was filed under Yahoo’s ‘Entertainment’ section, but I have yet to find it entertaining. If you find it entertaining, please stop what you’re doing immediately and take a very long vacation.
In related news, sales forecasts for the Rosie O’Donnell Love Doll™ are incredibly bleak.”
photo credit: REUTERS/Jessica Rinaldi
[ May 10, 07 ]
(AP Photo/Carlos Osorio)
“Look, Attorney General Fellatio. Accepting responsibility for your actions doesn’t mean just mouthing those words repeatedly, then refusing to do anything that even remotely resembles taking responsibility for your actions. We realize that your lips are custom-tailored to accommodate Chimpy’s nearly-microscopic penis and all that, but otherwise, you do both the [...]
[ May 3, 07 ]
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“Israeli Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni has finally given up trying sell the horribly-designed Ehud Olmert Love Doll™ and sold all her shares of stock in the company.”
