Chimpy Goes to Shanghai

Categories: LuvDolls™, humor, snark
Chimpy Goes to Shanghai
(REUTERS/Nir Elias) “A Chinese girl poses in a park with her father’s brand-new Deluxe Chimpy Love Doll™. The deluxe model is not available in North America, and has a tendency to throw feces.”

For the Love of Columbia

Categories: LuvDolls™, humor, politics, snark
For the Love of Columbia
(Kevin Lamarque/Reuters) “President Bush checks out the new Alvaro Uribe Love Doll™ during a recent private meeting in the Rose Garden.” The “Love Doll™” concept is not new. Past Love Doll posts (or posts in which I inappropriately made Love Doll™ comments) can be found here, here, here, and here. probably elsewhere, too, but [...]

Presidential Sales Advancing

Categories: LuvDolls™, politics, snark
Presidential Sales Advancing
(Jim Bourg/Reuters) “Several major retailers report record sales in the ‘George W. Bush Love Doll™’.” Sales of the popular George W. Bush Love Doll™ now nearly rival those of the John Edwards Love Doll. Stocks continued to surge today after a major spike in sales reputedly from Democratic Congresspeople and military officials. An anonymous [...]