[ Aug 6, 07 ]
“…on the fast track to 70 virgins.”
Okay, look. Here’s the deal: I find a photo I think may be amusing, and I write a little something that may or may not also be amusing, then I post it. No, I do not believe that all Muslims are out to get us. I just [...]
[ Jul 25, 07 ]
Having recently attained the ninth level of demonhood, President Bush can now cavort and frolic for brief periods in the sunshine without suffering long-term damage.
photo credit: REUTERS/Yuri Gripas
[ Jul 17, 07 ]
…is somewhere around $660 million, i believe….
photo credit: Al Seib/Pool/Reuters
[ Jun 27, 07 ]
how come you ain’t got no pitchers of Jesus up in this here mosque?
(Reuters photo)
[ Jun 8, 07 ]
i really, honestly, hate how these guys pander to Graham and the rest of the holy rollers. bah! humbug!
photo credit: Chris Keane/Reuters
[ Jun 7, 07 ]
“Seven nuns from the Salesian Sister of Mary Immaculate Province were not excommunicated today when the Pope found out they praying and cheering for members of the San Antonio Spurs. In a brief statement, the Pope did not declare, ‘We’ll have nun of that, sisters!’”
photo credit: AP Photo/Eric Gay
[ Jun 6, 07 ]
“The Hand of God began spontaneously appearing in Rome today, beginning an unprecedented eradication of crab-life. ‘Crabs do not enjoy the protections of God’s Unconditional Love,’ Pope Benedict XVI was quoted as not saying. ‘They’re ugly, and anything with its eyes on little stalks like that simply cannot be made in God’s image.’ The [...]
