the otherwhirled

I don’t know why, but this song has been stuck in my head in a way for the past three days that songs haven’t gotten stuck in a long, long time. If you were watching my lists on LastFM, you’d think there was something seriously screwed up with me, and there probably is. On the [...]

A hearty Happy Birthday goes out today to the one I affectionately call “Ancient One” (even though she’s younger than yours truly), the Texas Tornado, the gal who was lucky enough to have her first kiss from Commander Other long before he was an Other….Sherri! Congratulations on maundering through another year, Ancient One! We hope [...]

“US Secretary of State, Condoleeza Rice, inadvertently coughed up a fur-ball during an interview at The Women’s Conference. Surprisingly, the fur-ball immediately jumped to its feet and began wailing for ‘Mommy Bristol’.”

“….mama’s got meh sum puddin cups!”

…because the depth of a campaign can be summed up succinctly enough without them.

“Yeah, and after I suck down all this nasty-ass (rhetorical) bullshit, drinking party kool-aid all the while, my shit absolutely, positively, complete and wholly will never, ever stink. Because my gastrointestinal processes work far, far better than than your own intellect, and I know this because I keep my head shoved that far up [...]

the one on the left has faith that her extremely passing resemblance to the one on the right will actually get her laid tonight. just sayin’.