Dazzle

Categories: snark
Dazzle
I don’t know why, but this song has been stuck in my head in a way for the past three days that songs haven’t gotten stuck in a long, long time. If you were watching my lists on LastFM, you’d think there was something seriously screwed up with me, and there probably is. On the [...]

It’s Birthday Time Again!

Categories: humor, snark
It’s Birthday Time Again!
A hearty Happy Birthday goes out today to the one I affectionately call “Ancient One” (even though she’s younger than yours truly), the Texas Tornado, the gal who was lucky enough to have her first kiss from Commander Other long before he was an Other….Sherri! Congratulations on maundering through another year, Ancient One! We hope [...]

Even Condi can’t contain her Palin love anymore

Categories: politics, snark
Even Condi can’t contain her Palin love anymore
“US Secretary of State, Condoleeza Rice, inadvertently coughed up a fur-ball during an interview at The Women’s Conference. Surprisingly, the fur-ball immediately jumped to its feet and began wailing for ‘Mommy Bristol’.”

Be Raht Back, ya’ll

Categories: snark
Be Raht Back, ya’ll
“….mama’s got meh sum puddin cups!”

Sometimes, we don’t need captions

Categories: snark
Sometimes, we don’t need captions
…because the depth of a campaign can be summed up succinctly enough without them.

One Perspective on the State of (part of) the Union

Categories: snark
One Perspective on the State of (part of) the Union
“Yeah, and after I suck down all this nasty-ass (rhetorical) bullshit, drinking party kool-aid all the while, my shit absolutely, positively, complete and wholly will never, ever stink. Because my gastrointestinal processes work far, far better than than your own intellect, and I know this because I keep my head shoved that far up [...]

Regarding that Blind Faith stuff

Categories: politics, snark
Regarding that Blind Faith stuff
the one on the left has faith that her extremely passing resemblance to the one on the right will actually get her laid tonight. just sayin’.