Secretary of Defense

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Secretary of Defense
photo credit: Brooks Kraft / Corbis for TIME “Vote fer meh, or mah pimp here’ll kick yer goddamn ass!”

‘Good Guys’ Wear Black

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‘Good Guys’ Wear Black
photo credit: Brooks Kraft / Corbis for TIME “Yeh know, Gwen. If he even so much as tries for Hispanic votes, Ah’m gonna break him over mah knee like a toothpick.”

Walker, Texas Haranguer

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Walker, Texas Haranguer
photo credit: Brooks Kraft / Corbis for TIME “Respec’ Mah Authoritay, old man! Repeat after me! ‘Ah’m gonna vote fer Huckabee!’ Say it! Say it!!!!”

Law and Serendipity

Categories: humor, politics, snark
Law and Serendipity
photo credit: AFP/File/Tim Sloan “In a surprising move, the producers of Law and Order announced today that Fred Thompson would again be hired for the upcoming season, despite his running for President of the United States, this time in recurring cameos as ‘Dead Guy #1′.”

Anecdote: One small brush with Fame

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Anecdote: One small brush with Fame
photo credit: AP Photo/Alan Diaz Back when we used to live out in Camarillo, CA, Mrs. Other occasionally swam at a gym down in Thousand Oaks. On one fine Saturday when she was there and I was out refereeing soccer, she went to the gym while the Little Others stayed at the gym’s daycare facility. Apparently, [...]

Show-off!

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Show-off!
photo credit: Chip East/Reuters No need to point them out, ma’am. Dr. Monkey’s mind was already in that gutter.