the otherwhirled

“The Bush family apparently has changed their cult affiliation to the Holy Cross of the Blue Tilde.” photo credit: AP Photo/Tim Sharp

“Sure, I think Condi’d make a swell Vice President. Especially with a presidential candidate as imminently qualified as Not-Obama!” photo credit: AFP/GETTY IMAGES/File

I’m pleased to introduce a new feature here on the OtherWhirled, OtherWhirreds™: A lexicon of political, religious, and technical jargon (also jingoisms) with contrived definitions as only commander other can twist them. Of course, as you might have expected, OtherWhirreds™ is really just a lame attempt for the unapologetic misuse of contracted and oddly-capitalized homonyms [...]

Bing is such a poser! yeah, that’s me from about 10 years ago, in my Hairy Potter costume. it’s a pun. because i’m funny. sometimes.

photo credit: Kirsty Wigglesworth / AP mmmm….warm, fresh bullshit. it’s not just for breakfast anymore!

photo credit: Chris Keane/Reuters I’m just sad to see him go, but I can’t blame him, since the media never let him have a voice. I think this election will always be tainted by that, in my eyes. John Edwards didn’t lose any primaries. The media just didn’t let anyone know he was there to vote [...]

i seem to get more hits when i don’t post. so, obviously, i felt it prudent to post about this subject so as not to get too many hits. of course, if i really cared about hits on the inside, i wouldn’t blog. some of my friends mention off-hand how many hundreds of hits they’ve had [...]