the otherwhirled

“US Secretary of State, Condoleeza Rice, inadvertently coughed up a fur-ball during an interview at The Women’s Conference. Surprisingly, the fur-ball immediately jumped to its feet and began wailing for ‘Mommy Bristol’.”

“Sure, I think Condi’d make a swell Vice President. Especially with a presidential candidate as imminently qualified as Not-Obama!” photo credit: AFP/GETTY IMAGES/File

“Constitution? I don’t need no Constitution! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!” photo credit: AP Photo/Gerald Herbert

“…how Condi is a great Secretary of State, lacking only in a couple of key areas.” photo credit: REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

photo credit: AFP/Kazuhiro Nogi “The State Department announced today that a new technology was now in use—one which will allow our Vampire Overlords to walk freely in the light of day.”

photo credit: REUTERS/Jason Reed “Today, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was awarded the Liberian Medal of Being Somewhat Remotely Like Us Despite an Overdeveloped Tendency to Accessorize. Meanwhile, President and Mrs. Bush were awarded the Liberian Medal for Ineffectual Gringos.”

photo credit: AFP/File/Hassan Ammar “You’re welcome!”