the otherwhirled

…despite how much i truly do actually enjoy having four seasons each year, i really do hate living here in South Dakota. sometimes. like when a Ruling Gives South Dakota Doctors a Script to Read regarding a ‘Unique Living Human Being’ that a patient may wish to have surgically removed. fuckity-fuckless, fucktarded, fuckmongering fuckheads. (sidenote: the word “fuckheads” spell-checks [...]

“…is left hanging on a limb of the SupidTree.” photo credit: AP Photo/Wilfredo Lee I refer, of course to Bill Kristol, who in an amazing feat of quantum physics, which he purports to disdain, apparently had the StupidTree planted over his dead, bloated corpse several years ago.

“…each one firmly affixed to a cold, dead finger. ‘The Bunker’, as Mr. Heston’s tomb is called by friends and family members, will also serve as an alternative hideout for Vice President Cheney. In related news, Apes across the globe have declared April 5 a national holiday.” photo credit: Shannon Stapleton/Files/Reuters

…in the Iceberg Lettuce, and she’s gonna look like boiled cabbage. editorial note: Alright, so she’s looking like the stronger of the Democratic candidates right now, according to many polls and considerations. I still think that, as great a statement as it would be for us to have a female president, her candidacy is [...]

…i should wear it… My Liberal Identity: You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme. Take the quiz at www.FightConservatives.com i’ll admit that surprised me at first. i assumed i’d rank somewhere near to “new [...]

i’m going to start off relatively simply this time. First of all, allow me to draw your attention to my first two posts on the subject of our nation’s theocratic tendencies: · Why a Theocratic State Isn’t Necessary, wherein i provide my unsolicited two cents as to why i believe this country would survive quite [...]

We join the lovely Condoleezza as she relaxes in her bath in preparation for an evening tryst with the next politician or journalist who shows signs of needing to be absorbed into the collective. Her skin glows with anticipation, softened by scented oils specifically designed to intoxicate the malleable minds of moderate conservatives so [...]