the otherwhirled

“Ah think sumbuddy watered down mah drank. Ah ain’t even gittin buzzed!” photo credit: AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari

“Hah-hah-hah! You would get joke eef you were not drunker than skunk, yes?” photo credit: AFP/RIA/Vladimir Rodionov

“First Lady Laura Bush demonstrates the necessity of the power of mind over matter when married to ‘Little George’. ‘It’s all in how you think it,’ the First Lady mumbled, almost coherently.” photo credit: AP Photo/Ron Edmonds,File

photo credit: AP Photo/Charles Dharapak President Bush proves once and for all that enforced Christianity is retarded on many levels. “Ah’m not drunk, Ah’m high on Christ!” mumbled the president. And the band played on, waiting patiently for the imminent fall.