the otherwhirled

….i’ve been noticing a trend over the past few days that i can’t help but snicker at. google images: bridal shower cakes (or variants thereof). teh funny ensues. i wonder how many i’ve offended simply by wishing a friend a happy birthday. probably about as many as i’ve offended who come here searching on, and i shit you [...]

photo credit: REUTERS/Darren Staples The theme for this post is “Prozac”. Sadly, I couldn’t eat just one. The Internal Revenue Service reveals a new government program that will help taxpayers deal with the law of diminishing returns. In a controversial move, The Republican National Party unveiled a new initiative for bringing currently-registered Independents into the right wing. A new [...]

photo credit: AP Photo/Tom Strickland “Are you kidding? I don’t care what Lord Licorice does behind my back. I’m far more concerned about not becoming Grandma Nutt!”

ooops. my bad. that was SOTU. (the link is to the full SOTU text as posted by Think Progress) {by the by, some of the “fun” in this post is in the image mouseovers. just sayin’….} indeed. the last-and-final SOTU by Preznut Chimperator was yet another exercise in “Shut The Fuck Up, Chimpy”, flavored overmuch by the [...]

photo credit: Brooks Kraft / Time “Wait a minute. Wait a damn minute! Did this stupid, drunken bastard really just tell me how I ought to run my country?”

photo credit: AP Photo/Miami Metro Zoo, Ron Magill “…overthrowing the Gorilla habitat and contracting the Chimpanzees to secure the premises.”

photo credit: Jonathan Ernst/Reuters “Now, Ah’m tellin’ ya’ll straight. Ah dunno where ya’ll get this shit. Thar is absolutely nuttin’ wrong with tha Presidenshul Ram Rocket. It’s werkin’ jest fine, an’ Laura shore ’nuff enjoys tha hell out of it. Now, Ah’m serious here, ya’ll! Quit laffin’! Quit laffin’, Ah tell ya!”