the otherwhirled

Hillary Clinton is, hands down, the most republican of the Democratic candidates. She has absolutely no business whatsoever even so much as attempting to square off with a true Democrat on issues of elitism and behavior that deprecates some segment of the population.

“Iran is not Li’l Georgie’s only option for effing-up our future before he leaves office.” And OH BY THE WAY, they don’t seem to like us, either. Gee, I wonder why. original caption: “North Korean soldiers march through Kim Il Sung square in Pyongyang. North Korea raised the stakes Friday in its nuclear disputes with South [...]

photo credit: AP Photo/The Martha Stewart Show, Anders Krusberg “…discuss how best to prepare tissue samples from Joan’s last face lift as holiday appetizers.”

In the extreme off-chance that you were not aware, presidential super-contenders Dr. Monkey von Monkerstein and Dr. Zaius have joined forces to present the Zaius and Monkerstein’s Simian Secret Santa project. The interesting thing about this project is that you don’t have to be a simian to sign up for it! Even Homo Sapiens [...]

photo credit: Yuri Gripas/Reuters “Senator and Presidential Candidate John McCain (R - Lala Land) sits with Republican Apologist Joseph Lieberman (R - GiveUsBackOurVotes) during a recent political forum. Pundits are discussing a potential McCain/Lieberman ticket, which would place the collective age of president and vice-president candidates far higher than ever seen before, and would likewise constitute [...]

photo credit: REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque “In a remarkable turnaround, President Bush temporarily leaned to the Left today while speaking to reporters after a cabinet meeting. Unaware that her idea of “Left” is really quite “Right”, Senator Feinstein seemed excited about the development. Everyone else figured he was just a little tipsy.”

photo credit: AFP/Cris Bouroncle photo credit: The Onion “Remarkably similar, aren’t they? At least only one of them is a complete jerk-off.”