the otherwhirled

“Candidate-Senator Clinton performs in an avant-garde production of ‘Eyes Wide Shut: It’s 3 a.m. and Who’s in Your Rear-View Mirror?’ now playing at various campaign headquarters across the country.” photo credit: Carolyn Kaster / AP

photo credit: Kevin Clark - The Washington Post Vapidly overdone singer “Jewel” fawns over Senator Barack Obama during a meet-and-greet session. She immediately returned to her studio to write a pretentious song about how she “gets” minorities.

photo credit: NIKKI KAHN - THE WASHINGTON POST I need to join a campaign. These guys always seem like they’re having the most fun. (my apologies ~ i got my copy-n-paste crossed on the original post of this and thought this photo was of a preacher, not Representative Cummings.

via Stringer…. aw, shucky. the elderly couple is all offended that somebody stole their Jebus lawn-toy because they apparently believe that the Christian thing to do is to allow their little wiener dogs (semi-glorified rats, they are, if you can consider a dog that forever has to drag his little dick along the ground to be [...]

photo credit: Erik Van ‘T Woud / AFP / Getty 1. Britney Spears’ new boyfriend is seen here retrieving her career for another empty, meaningless, night on the town. 2. Anna Nicole Smith reportedly found a new boyfriend today. He’s a real wheeler-dealer. 3. An attempt to resurrect Janet Jackson’s relevance for this year’s SuperBowl was thankfully curtailed [...]

photo credit: AFP/Pierre-Philippe Marcou “…’Finger Painting’ for $1,000, Alex!” okay, actually, i’d be quite willing to take that for free.

photo credit: AFP/File/Tim Sloan “In a surprising move, the producers of Law and Order announced today that Fred Thompson would again be hired for the upcoming season, despite his running for President of the United States, this time in recurring cameos as ‘Dead Guy #1′.”