bummer & mutter

Categories: blogging, humor
bummer & mutter
gah. okay, if you weren’t aware, this is why i haven’t been posting much. and to update that, we close on thursday morning, but it’ll still be a while before we’re effectively done moving in. having to manage the move pretty much on the weekends only has not been fun. but my lack of posting here [...]

mutter butter flutter clutter

Categories: blogging, humor
mutter butter flutter clutter
(in participation thereof) today, i opted for one-word or short phrase responses. some innuendo is intended, while other innuendo is undoubtedly imagined. Questioning :: Authority Immunity :: Diplomatic Online dating :: Screen Ilk Calcium :: Deposits Dressing :: Blue Cheese Bucket :: Bail Stain :: Clinton Politics Advanced :: Decay Dramatic :: Interpolation Self-medication :: First Lady

Because nothing says “God Bless America” quite like…

Categories: religion, snark
Because nothing says “God Bless America” quite like…
“…a former Nazi pope who who can hardly speak English.” photo credit: Pablo Martinez Monsivais / AP

Whodathunkit?

Categories: religion, snark
Whodathunkit?
“Hey, that’s funny. I didn’t realize the pope was related to Conan O’Brien!” photo credit: Mark Wilson / Pool / Getty

i mutter unconsciously

Categories: blogging
i mutter unconsciously
but i don’t talk in my sleep. weird, isn’t it? i’ve decided to start participating: because nothing says “fun” like free association, and it’s a great game to play for a person like me who never follows the rules anyway! Silence :: empty house (there’s nothing here but me and the computers, until tuesday. there’s your dose [...]

Message in a Bottle

Categories: blogging, humor
Message in a Bottle
.thump {font-weight: bold;} yeah, it’s another meme. either shit, or get off the pot. you have a blog for goodness’ sake. if you expected non-memery, you should have been a journalist. sorry, somebody needed to say that. if for no other reason than that i recently realized that my previous non-memery stance was a bit misguided. memes [...]

for your intellectual amusement….

Categories: humor
for your intellectual amusement….
….i’ve been noticing a trend over the past few days that i can’t help but snicker at. google images: bridal shower cakes (or variants thereof). teh funny ensues. i wonder how many i’ve offended simply by wishing a friend a happy birthday. probably about as many as i’ve offended who come here searching on, and i shit you [...]