What I Want For Christmas

Categories: humor, snark
What I Want For Christmas
“This had better be good, Commander. Ah’m damn tired of you pickin’ on me all the time.” Well, sad to say, President Bush, but it’s probably not going to be “good” from your perspective. I have a feeling that your definition of “good” is pretty much skewed beyond recognition by “good” people, anyway. What I want [...]

Republican Party “Five Year Plan” released

Categories: humor, politics, snark
Republican Party “Five Year Plan” released
The Republican Party announced a new policy strategy [that] will culminate in the destruction of all non-Christian nations and the absolute curtailment of all non-procreative intercourse, excluding elected officials in public restrooms.