the otherwhirled

“US Secretary of State, Condoleeza Rice, inadvertently coughed up a fur-ball during an interview at The Women’s Conference. Surprisingly, the fur-ball immediately jumped to its feet and began wailing for ‘Mommy Bristol’.”

…looking for a new trick.

“Ah’m thinkin’ about so high, mebbe a burnet, butta blond would be okay. Needsta be good at findin’ small…uh…items. Oh, an’ ah guess it could be a girl, if yeh hafta. Heh-heh-heh-heh.” photo credit: AP Photo/Paul O’Neill, POOL

“In ‘TheSims3, Bumbling Through America’, players control the fates of the McSames*, a family from Arizona involved in national politics, through interactions with their estranged step-cousin, George, who makes everyone extremely uncomfortable.” photo credit: REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque *The McSames is a registered trademark of what it is left of the Republican National Party, which does not include [...]

“Ah think sumbuddy watered down mah drank. Ah ain’t even gittin buzzed!” photo credit: AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari

“…don’t Catholics have a problem with ‘Teh Gay’?” photo credit:

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