the otherwhirled

photo credit: AFP/Pool/Claro Cortes IV One of the best-kept secrets of the modern era is that French President Nicolas Sarkozy and Chinese President Hu Jintao were actually Siamese twins, joined at the penis. Now, you know.

photo credit: AFP/Getty Images/File/Mario Tama Chewing on the severed head of a principled campaign, Senator Clinton contemplates ways to divert the $192 billion requested by President Bush for the Iraq/Iran war into her own campaign fund.

photo credit: Larry Downing/Reuters “No, that is not a star, silly man. That’s one of those ‘thousand points of light’ your father spoke about. It’s the last one, it’s dimmer even than you are, and it is falling faster than your approval rating.”