the otherwhirled

“Yeah, and after I suck down all this nasty-ass (rhetorical) bullshit, drinking party kool-aid all the while, my shit absolutely, positively, complete and wholly will never, ever stink. Because my gastrointestinal processes work far, far better than than your own intellect, and I know this because I keep my head shoved that far up [...]

“and yet barely worth any attention at all.” alternates: “Leader of the free world. Oh, holy fuck.” “Why, Unca Dick! That feels GOOOOOOD!!!!” “Oh, Jeebus! Ah LOVES the cocaine!!!” “God, protect me from your douchebags.” photo credit: AP Photo/Carl De Souza, Pool