the otherwhirled

first and foremost….hey guess what? ABSTINENCE DOESN’T WORK. i read it on teh innernuts, so it’s gotta be true! well, actually, it does indeed appear to be true. this was by no means the only study ever performed on the subject, after all. i found this quote to be quite telling, though, because the funditards just [...]

Jesus butt-fucking christ on a pogo stick. Exactly how stupid are some people? Oh. THIS stupid. “Jesus” may love these people, but if he’s as omnipotent as all that, I’m pretty sure the love is despite the stupidity. About Pareidolia.

“Yeah, and after I suck down all this nasty-ass (rhetorical) bullshit, drinking party kool-aid all the while, my shit absolutely, positively, complete and wholly will never, ever stink. Because my gastrointestinal processes work far, far better than than your own intellect, and I know this because I keep my head shoved that far up [...]

Neat-o! I’ve received messages from my quarterly visitor (that’s kind of like a “monthly visitor”, but not really). I was kind of sad when he visited this past April then quietly went along his self-infatuated way, but he returned today to entertain us with his unique brand of textual masturbation. Everyone give Michael David a [...]

UPDATE: bad me, i should have included the original as well. I note as well, that the man on the left looks kinda like “Dude….Ah so wanna touch that gurl, but mah gran-pappy’d slap meh silly!”, while the elderly man on the right looks rather like, “Heh-heh-heh. We shore gawt thissun fooled! Stoopit kids! [...]

…you wind up with this kind of crap. (h/t to Rising Hegemon) Joe Scarborough. If there is a God, and Joe and made in this supposed-God’s image, then I think we all know exactly what is fucked up with humanity. Smarminess simply should not be someone’s strong suit. And kudos to David Schuster for not getting out [...]

…carbon belch day. this summary should do the trick for you: Other popular Grassfire petitions include “Secure our borders” and “Save marriage”. gah. bah. humbug.