virulosity

Categories: humor, snark
virulosity
viral story-writing continues unabated, thanks, apparently, to Splotchy’s boredom, unfailing wit, and probably a few other qualities i shouldn’t say out loud. hrm….what to do….o, i know….WRITE! story so far, at the point I was tagged by Jess Wundrun.

Running Mate?

Categories: politics, snark
Running Mate?
“Sure, I think Condi’d make a swell Vice President. Especially with a presidential candidate as imminently qualified as Not-Obama!” photo credit: AFP/GETTY IMAGES/File

Look out, Senator!

Categories: humor, snark
Look out, Senator!
“Laura’s behind the wheel again, and this time, she’s brought friends!” photo credit: Mario Anzuoni/Reuters

President Bush explains…

Categories: humor, snark
President Bush explains…
“…how Condi is a great Secretary of State, lacking only in a couple of key areas.” photo credit: REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

When in doubt, blow.

Categories: snark
When in doubt, blow.
“When a reporter asked a group of Republicans about their opinions on the 2008 campaign, this right-wing blogger suddenly appeared, loudly blowing on his horn and raving about how good his book is despite considered opinions to the contrary until he thankfully passed out.” photo credit: AFP/Michael Eckels

Religiously Sexual Icons….no, wait…Sexually Religious Icons. Pfft. Whatever.

Categories: religion, snark
Religiously Sexual Icons….no, wait…Sexually Religious Icons. Pfft. Whatever.
“Worshipers of the Floridian branch of the Unnatural Cloud Formation and Silhouetted Water Sports cult gather to pay homage to their most revered holy deity, the Great, Upward-Thrusting Self-Illuminated Cloud Penis.” photo credit: Eric Thayer / Reuters

The Zero Effect

Categories: snark
The Zero Effect
Sorry, another bout of indecision: 1. President Bush displays the projected value of the US Dollar by the end of his term. 2. President Bush experiences some technical difficulties with his invisible telescope. 3. “Hey, Unca Dick! Could Ah have a pinch more of th’Columbian before Ah give this speech?” photo credit: REUTERS/Jim Young