[ May 17, 08 ]
viral story-writing continues unabated, thanks, apparently, to Splotchy’s boredom, unfailing wit, and probably a few other qualities i shouldn’t say out loud. hrm….what to do….o, i know….WRITE!
story so far, at the point I was tagged by Jess Wundrun.
[ Apr 7, 08 ]
“Sure, I think Condi’d make a swell Vice President. Especially with a presidential candidate as imminently qualified as Not-Obama!”
photo credit: AFP/GETTY IMAGES/File
[ Mar 27, 08 ]
“Laura’s behind the wheel again, and this time, she’s brought friends!”
photo credit: Mario Anzuoni/Reuters
[ Mar 25, 08 ]
“…how Condi is a great Secretary of State, lacking only in a couple of key areas.”
photo credit: REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque
[ Mar 17, 08 ]
Categories: snark
“When a reporter asked a group of Republicans about their opinions on the 2008 campaign, this right-wing blogger suddenly appeared, loudly blowing on his horn and raving about how good his book is despite considered opinions to the contrary until he thankfully passed out.”
photo credit: AFP/Michael Eckels
[ Mar 17, 08 ]
“Worshipers of the Floridian branch of the Unnatural Cloud Formation and Silhouetted Water Sports cult gather to pay homage to their most revered holy deity, the Great, Upward-Thrusting Self-Illuminated Cloud Penis.”
photo credit: Eric Thayer / Reuters
[ Mar 14, 08 ]
Categories: snark
Sorry, another bout of indecision:
1. President Bush displays the projected value of the US Dollar by the end of his term.
2. President Bush experiences some technical difficulties with his invisible telescope.
3. “Hey, Unca Dick! Could Ah have a pinch more of th’Columbian before Ah give this speech?”
photo credit: REUTERS/Jim Young