the otherwhirled

photo credit: AP Photo/Jessie Cohen, Smithsonian’s National Zoo “The White House did not announce today the premature birth of quadruplets to President Bush’s only daughter, Jenna. A spokesperson was not quoted as saying, ‘The babies are doing as well as can be expected and have already shed their tails, so their mother is quite proud.’ Meanwhile, [...]

photo credit: AP Photo/Diane Bondareff “We’re sorry. The number you have dialed, N-O-T-J-E-N-N-A, is not in service. Please try your call again later.” yeah, i know. already been used by several of us, but i figured what the hell.

photo credit: AP Photo/Diane Bondareff Ready for a night on the town, Laura whimsically decided to use her cocaine as a makeup base, while not-Jenna has apparently found her mother’s stash of Xanax so she could be a truly cheap date.